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Act the fool

To do something so fucking stupid, to cut up to the point of being borderline insane

Cat: *behaving outwardly, wilding out, arguing yelling fussing n fighting*
Kitten: "U act the fool!!!"

by Kozak Khan April 5, 2016


Mapril Fools

Started by a janitor in Wainwright Alberta, it is a play on words of the traditional April Fools day. Mapril Fools is when mother nature decides to shaft us with a buttload of snow on May 1st. (Or early May)

I was looking forward to finally wearing shorts, but then Mother Nature decided to pull a Mapril Fools joke on us.

by LegoPorkchop May 1, 2019


Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 9, 2018


Fickle Fool

Someone that decides to boycott something that has been in existence for over a decade just because someone on facebook tells them too.

Hey mate, did you hear about those fickle fools boycotting woolworths because some facebook page told them too?

I understand woolworths and every other company has had BEE policies for ages but some guy on facebook told me to boycott them so I will be a fickle fool and do just what he said.

I've never shopped at woolies but I'll jump on the boycott bandwagon because I'm a fickle fool.

by James Dean88 September 12, 2012


flirtbook fools

1. The two people flirt and it appears on the FB newsfeed. YET, they don't seem to know they are flirting. Their friends just look at their spammed newsfeed with and expression that looks something like this -_-

2. A person/people who looks at a book written by a person named Derek for flirting advice. That doesn't exist.

*after a series of flirtiful events*

Derek:Why don't you guys just make babies.
Girl:Wth?
Guy:Where did you come up with this???

^^^^^these people would be the flirtbook fools.

Derek: oh man i have to make a name to express myself. oh I got it.

by the/annoyed/one.______. August 31, 2010


Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.

Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.

by sebacostamr May 27, 2021


bible fool

A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.

Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.

by myspecialmagic October 19, 2016