Indian Takeout

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.

John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!

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indian briefcase

Another name for a case of cheap beer. Usually seen around indian reservations in the left of right hand of one walking away from a gas station or convenience store. Also can be opened during the said walking

Yea thats the indian briefcase

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indian men

"send bob" "u r bootiful"

carl azuz: "yesterday an Indian man slid in my dms and asked me to send bob."
dr phil: "well can i see? nevermind i love indian men."

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Indian fail

To receive a grade less than a 93 on anything-be it a class average, homework assignment, or even a lowly participation grade.

Medha: Oh my god I'm going to fail this class!

Miscellaneous non-Indian person: What are you talking about, you're nowhere near failing this class

Medha: Man dang, I mean I'm going to Indian fail this class. That test is going to bring my average down below a 93!

Bhavya: Medha, ya real stoop.

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Indian (Language)

THIS LANGUAGE DOES NOT EXIST GO AWAY YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT INDIA

American: do u speak Indian (Language)?
Indian: do u speak American?

Mumbai Indians

The Most successful franchise of IPL with 5 ipl titles hated Mostly by CSK fans coz MI defeated CSK 3 times in IPL final CSK fans call MI fixer but the irony is CSK was banned for 2 years for fixing.

Mumbai Indians is the Australia of IPL

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Happy Indian

The sound made when one goes down quickly and repeatedly on the male member....when trying to please and breathe in quick sucksession....

She was going down on him so fast and trying to breathe at the same time, that she sounded like a happy indian.....