IPL

I peed, literally

used by e-girls to describe how funny something is.
Girl1: "I think I'm hungover from last night on Discord..."
Girl2: "IPL"

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IPL

I physically laughed

Girl 1: My poor eyes, not the piss kink.
Girl 2: IPL

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IPL

Stands for Indian Premier League. It's a cricket 20-20 tournament, where 8 teams(consisting of both Indians and otherwise)compete with each other.Billions of people all over the world, mostly from India, watch the IPL and the time the tournament is played is marked by the "IPL fever". Almost every person is expected to know something about the IPL, if not follow it.

It is usually conducted in the months of April and May.

Hey, movie tonight?
No.. I'm watching the IPL

or

Person 1:Dude, which IPL team you supporting?
Person 2:I LOVE the Delhi Daredevils!
Person 1: Who's their captain again?
Person 2: ....

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IPL

IPL is a tournament where 7 teams fight against each other to contest CSK (one of the strongest teams) in the finals.

Which team is CSK playing against in the IPL Final?

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IPL

In past lives. Places the subject into previous incarnations of one's soul, and expresses faith in reincarnation. A good way how to recognize hippies and New Age folk on the internet.

I'm so good at meditation, because IPL I had to live in India.

I'm afraid of cats, because a tiger ate me IPL.

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ipl

Officially Indian Premier League, till 2010 run and operated by douchebag coke head Lalit Modi. Reduced to a joke and proved again that Indians are incapable of doing anything without stealing from it.

chirpy Indian guy: Hey man, IPL is awesome!!!
me: (punches chirpy Indian guy's face in)

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Three-iple

A sandwich containing 3 slices of bread. 1 for the bottom, 1 in the middle, and 1 on top.

Hey Gavin, there is only three slices of bread left. Better make a Three-iple sandwich, you don’t want to be the dumbass that leaves a slice of bread solo!