Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm is what happens when you moan after you orgasm, although it can sometimes be a name. The phrase was Popularized by Frank Zappa from his song Dinah-Moe Humm.

Dinah-Moe Humm is what happens when you moan after you orgasm, although it can sometimes be a name. The phrase was Popularized by Frank Zappa from his song Dinah-Moe Humm.

I couldn't say where she's coming from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe

She stroll on over, say look here, bum

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb

She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe"

Moe's value plan

Going to Moe's southwest grill and ordering one cup of queso and taking advantage of their free chips and salsa to feed as many people as possible.

Chump 1- "Shit I'm hungry"
Chump 2- "We have practice in ten tho and we only have $3 between the 10 of us"
Chump 1- "Moe's value plan?"

moes southwest grill

a hellish place resembling a subway subs except with fake mexican food and where they yell at you when you come in the door, sometimes giving old people heart attacks

"I went to Moes Southwest grill because daddy was paying for it and when i asked for a baby queso the crazy cat lady threw a burito at the wall, and then a little black kid asked me to stop leaning on the glas in front of the sign that said dont lean on the glass, and i told him daddy was gonna come have a talk with him about his glass because daddys a lawyer. then it took forever to pay with my pheonix cash and when i looked to see how much was left i was like yeap still in the thousands."

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big moe

I white boi that's nice to people but a dick to dicks, and called big moe due to the fact his penis is big.

Wow he's so nice I thought he was nice and weak until I saw him mess up that kid, he's a big moe

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MILLIE MOE

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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Sometimes used as a childrens rhyme but teens/adults use it as making a dificult decision... instead of chosing rock, paper, scissors-They use Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

eeny meeny miny moe
catch a bad chick by her toe
if she hollers let her go
eeny meeny miny moe

or

"i cant make up my mind metween crayons or colored pencils"
"eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch Cryola by the toe,

if it hollers let it go,

eeny meeny miney moe"

Eeny meeny miny moe

A colloquial expression used to be able to make a selection/decision at random. This is done by pointing with your finger randomly at the possible choices and chanting each word. Whichever option is pointed at when saying "moe" is the one that should be chosen - mostly, as some people cheat and do it again. This can be done with your eyes either open or shut.

There are 80 or so flavours of ice-cream/sorbet you can choose from. They all sound delicious and you cannot make up your mind... so you close your eyes and chant while pointing randomly at the board "Eeny meeny miny moe!" You open your eyes and your finger is pointing at: Straberry Cheescake! You have a quick glance and realise you really wanted Mississippi Mud Pie... but tough, it's fate! Strawberry Cheescake it is. ;)

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