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It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
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Going down on a girl who is on her period
After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood
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When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique
Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!
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you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.
Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?
You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?
Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.
You: *choking/gagging noises*
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Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.
Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel
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When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.
John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.
Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.
youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815
"When the joint gets cold the dick snorkel comes out." -- Methodman
youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815