Random
Source Code

Age Challenge

To masterbate your age number of times in one twenty four hour period.

"Scott what's wrong? You're white as a ghost."
..."I just completed the age challenge"
"Jesus Christ, you're 42, you know that's not recommended for anyone over 21"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006


Host-age

A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.

J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.

by Deebsteak August 30, 2009


New Age

people who most times are very spiritual, however not religious. Being New Age entails very harmonious ideas and the belief everyone should live in coexistence. New Age is somewhat of a term for a modern day hippy, but New Age people aren't stereotyped as druggies at all.

Person1: See that girl over their preaching about being spiritual and happy?
Person2: Yeah man, she is totally New Age.

by kelliomgidc February 26, 2009


Digital Age

The current era; society being rife with computers and technology on all kinds of scales, even entertainment (like videogames).

"The Digital Age is something that old people have trouble migrating to. Being a child of the Digital Age has its flaws too; some people don't read. Those people often become illiterate, which is a problem with our country dammit! >_< "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004


Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.

Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.

by GraveyardGuy July 02, 2019


Definition Aging

The older the definition, the more exposure and (hopefully) likes and positive like ratio it gets.

Getting your definition to hopefully show up on obscure searches and enlighten them with a good, well explained, apt, concise definition.

Due to urban dictionary being less popular (maybe?), older definitions have an advantage, however a new definition with a strong like ratio may beat a years old one if people like it.

I can't believe these stupid definitions that hate on my favorite _____ (team, car, place, school, thing, interest, noun, proper noun, etc). It's all because of definition aging.

by Dieg-J January 09, 2022


Cancellation Age

The age where you can be canceled for anything you say or do.

The Cancellation Age is filled with toxic people calling out others with opinions.

by Type2GenomeManiac March 11, 2022