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A festering, pus-filled, malignant and incurable tumor on the sphincter of humanity.
The religion of Christianity has killed millions of ignorant followers for eons. It's a fatal disease.
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A way of thinking centered around rules and restrictions created by an unseen entity who is said to have unimaginable power. This is a philosophy based on fear. One's fear of contempt causes an individual to behave in a desired and dictated fashion. This "desired" way of life is dictated by mortals, men and women, people who should have no authority on propriety. Those that are needy, or find themselves in a rut, or a slump of sort, commonly gravitate toward this institution searching for a crutch to help curb the bitterness of reality, to give them an out. These people are known as "Christians." These Christians feel that by decieving themselves into believing that there is a higher power, a reason to it all, and that there is someone out there who will, after all is said and done,love them, they should reach some sort of peace with themselves and the world around them. Unfortunately, no peace is ever attained. Doubt constantly plagues their minds, causing them to delve deeper into this pretend world of promised deliverance. This is an organization where the lost, weary, and broken can congregate to collectively search through practicing preordained ceremonies said to
bring one closer to this "higher power." All of which is conducted in vain, because what they ultimately seek is their shared thirst for acceptance.
Christianity is no more than a mere crutch with no solidity, or legitamacy to take hold of.
Christianity is Lacking the validity that one might seek before entrusting his or her own well being.
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Christianity is a religion based around a woman who has never had sex that has a baby who can do magic tricks and spies on everyone at once.
Crazy Man 1: I killed kennedy by firing invisible missiles out of my anus.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
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A super sweet guy who always says the right things. Full of giggles and smiles. Can make any mood your in turn into the best one ever. Down right sexy and perfect. mwah mwah. mr christiaahn. hehe
Deeeeeaaam, did you see christian today?
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A religion that claims it is superior to all others and that only those who believe in its message will be saved from burning in an eternal fire. A religion that sugar codes everything and has a double standard for almost everything non-christian. A religion that has persecuted non-christians for centuries, especially Jews and blames Jews for the death of Jesus and continues to do so. A religion that feels the need to shove its principles down everyone's throats in an attempt to convert them to Christianity. A religion that for the most part praises christian missionaries who travel to third world countries, not to help the people in need, but to convert them instead. Christian Missionaries all over the world are not building shelters or centers or hospitals to help the sick, the poor and the wounded instead they are building churches and are using your donations to preach the gospel. A belief in religious superiority is to blame for historical religious persecution and even today is still at the core of antisemitism, terrorism, racism, sexism, extremism, homophobia and ethnic cleansing.
The bible only is clear on its message of concerning those who believe differently, yet it contradicts itself whenever it is used to promote love an tolerance for all mankind. Science alone has contradicted the bible and continues to do so with facts instead of theories.
Christianity believes it is the one true religion and the only path to God.
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1) Name of male boy. Not a girls name.. Often a person who is artisticly creative and loves music. Is considered to be rather funny. Is not considered to be attractive persay and has low self-esteem. Ironically not usually religious in nature. Often crushes on random girls and can't get over past relationships. Tends to be socially awkward at times. "Christians" also do not affiliate with past girlfriends and tend to think of them as being dead. Can easily be described as overly emotional. Is absolutely terrible at all sports, except random ones. ie. wakeboarding, bowling, skiing, cricket. Loves music and comedy above all else.
2) Can be used to describe someone with the above traits. Usually meaning in the socially awkward way.
1) Christian is a really nice guy, just not my type.
2) Wow, that girl probably thinks I never have anything to talk about. I can't believe I just pulled a Christian.
3) Dude, you suck at soccer, quit being Christian we need to win.
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One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand.
You've had 2000 years to prove your point, Christianity. It's over. Now fuck off.
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