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Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

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dark pocket

Similar to a "butt dial", this is when you accidentally take a photo inside your pocket and send it to your friends.

Last night I sat down in a chair and accidentally took a dark pocket and sent it to my friends with SnapChat. They were so confused.

by BrosBeforeBros June 12, 2014


A dark place

"A dark place" is a mysterious plane of existence only accessed by youtubers filming apology videos. Common symptoms of being in a "dark place" include grooming minors, getting into drama for clout, playing the victim and overall scumfuckery.

A person in a dark place might say the following:
"I didn't want to make this video"
"I'm sorry you feel that way"
"Hold up lemme get my pet in frame for pity points"
"When I was ten my goldfish died It's okay for me to kill people"

"I'm sorry I skinned all remaining Bengal Tigers alive in my latest video. I was in a dark place when I filmed that three days ago."
"If you want to buy the merch I'm wearing the link is in the description below"

by Crackhead Professor January 21, 2022

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Dark energy

Dark energy is

Any person, situation or activity that brings chaos or a uncomfortable feeling.

I stoped going to that bar it had Dark energy.

by Deb’s January 5, 2020


The Dark Horror

"he'll eat your dogs and call the police on you"

Basically a Belgian "man-child "hardcore uptempo producer who become mentally deranged by sending dick pics to women, being homophobic and harassing people via DMs. All these started as recent as 2021.

In 2023, he was not booked for an event called Decibel and he decided to make crying posts about it and even go far to harass people via DMs to those who called him out.

He even harassed a girl on social media and several others and wanted to eat one of the victim's dogs and threaten to call the police on the victim which is insane considering how he started this show all together..

He will be cancelled soon this year trust me and his career will be ripped off.

If anyone likes the hardcore/uptempo genre, please exclude this guy from your playlists and events. Also his music sucks considering its just basslines no kicks.

Fuck TDH!

Friend : yo! Have you heard the story about the uptempo guy The Dark Horror recently

Me : yeah i'mma protect my dogs and make sure he doesn't eat them. Also he's a filthy guy overall i don't support him at all.

Friend : as you should.

by whitemirrors March 18, 2023


dark joke

A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.

Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?

Bill: Sure.

Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.

Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?

by HoonisPahoonis August 17, 2020


kids in the dark

A group of teens aged 14-19 usually who have been left alone by schools or family labelled as burnouts but have light up a spark and had fun and achieve goals.

Person 1 : you see him in school he was getting nowhere now look CEO and he enjoys his job and has fun doing it

Person 2 : I know mate he was one of the kids In the dark .

by Hickster October 1, 2015