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An abnormal amount of ejaculate. Refers to the Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, and that the amount of ejacualte can be compared to the water in said Lakes. For obvious reasons, this should only be used involving EXTREME amounts of ejaculate. Otherwise, refer to Salt Lake Salt Bath.
Man, that was one Michigan Motherload I fired off there!
A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.
Another siting of a Michigan Buttplug tamponing the passing lane on I94 eastbound.
someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)
person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working
person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult
person a: weird
It is a sexual act usually following after the act of fellatio. The man will then proceed to ejaculate into a crevice created by her wedging her breasts together. After the process of ejaculation he sticks his face into the breasts covered with his own semen and wish washles around.
Dude, she gave me head and I totally gave her the Michigan Motorboat.
No way dude.
Ya I can still taste it.
When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement
The Michigan mudslide is when you pay a stripper $50 in Kohl’s cash to shit in a glass of Rumchata and Goldschlager
I paid a woman in Kohl’s cash the poop in my drink she gave me ole’ Michigan Mudslide
The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.
*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”