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When a females blood cycle is occurring and she needs a tampon to keep it from bleeding.
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When your jugular is severed and you stick your thumb in it to not die because a SLAP round exploded in your face it is also a new sex position you figure that one out with her
Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky plug last night
Guy 2: Ahh man that's so sick
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a magical shooting star!!!! ❤️
“wow isn’t that a gorgeous star? 😍” “yes omg” “wonder what will happen if i throw money at that magical shooting star and its secret places! 😍” “i’m gonna name it lena the plug!”
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A firefighter who in olden times would stand at the plug (essentially a hydrant) and beat off firefighters from competing companies. Now used to describe a salty type of pipeman.
Mark's been a pipeman for 15 years, he's a real plug-ugly.
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To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.
Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.
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When your are anally fucking a whore in the ass while wearing rubber, you then shoot your load into the rubber then remove your shaft from the rubber leaving the rubber still hanging out of her ass much like the procedure of plugging a tire.
I gave that skank a tire plug last night!!!!
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When you fuck someone in the ass and get a plug of shit in your piss hole. Related to a poop noodle...
I pissed out a mud plug.
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