When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".
Best Buy, Target, & Kohls gift cards, and $100.... man, all I got this year were Blank presents.
THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.
I love boys from presentation college
A man that stands more than 6 feet tall, makes more than 6 figures, and packs more than 6 inches
Girl, that guy is a devil's present.
The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.
Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.
"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."