presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!"
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."

present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

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Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

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Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

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Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

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Presentation

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"

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Presenting

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

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