Random
Source Code
Random
The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.
It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
172👍 41👎
when you wake up next to someone scary after a night of drinking #regrets
when you realize the girl from last night doesn't look like she did last night... talk about sunday scaries
28👍 271👎
The most legendary Minecraft video of all time. Sources say they experienced enlightenment whilst viewing the masterpiece. It was originally posted by a user known as JasonCraftHDGaming. However, it was deleted and only a few people were lucky enough to download it. We are still waiting on a sequel.
Person 1: Have you seen Scary Minecraft Sunday?
Person 2: No, it is extremely rare
20👍 3👎
Book series written by Chris P. Flesh. Real name of author unknown, unless this is his real name, and his parents were really wierd. The book is about a dead kid named Freekin, birthname Franklin. He died while living at the dorms of his school, Snickering Willows. He came back to life because he missed his worldly possessions. People act as though he is fine, though freekin thinks that they must find it hard, considering he can remove his limbs at will, and they fall off. He is in love with a girl, Lilly, and he gives her his heart... Literally.The series also stars Pretty, a monster from the afterlife that followed Freekin to the surface. She has a face only a mother could love, and Kind of thinks of Freekin as a brother. She can remove her eyeballs, which she hasseven of, and leave them all over the place. Another main character is Scary (yes, all of their names are in the title), who is a phantom, with lightning speed. He didn't fit in with the other phantoms, as he is easily scared, even of himself. He can morph into anything, and can go through walls.He doesn't speak, though all of Freekin's friends think he is cool. It had merchandise being sold at Wal*Mart, though I am not sure if it is now.
Have you ever heard of Pretty Freekin Scary?
No... What is it?
Smack.
20👍 3👎
The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
84👍 24👎
Similar to the the Awkward Turtle, scary kitten is used to describe someone who is being mean or bitchy. Made by making a fist with both hands (thumbs out)and putting them together wrist-to-wrist in order to make a mouth. Then followed by biting motions of the hand.
A: Jeez, Jake was being a real ass today...
B: Yeah, I know. it was real scary kittens.
1👍 3👎
The state of mind after watching a scary movie. Symptoms include looking over the shoulder, checking under the bed, closing the curtains, anxiety of the dark and shadowy areas, sensitivity to sudden noise, and fears of normally non-scary objects (ie. television, dolls, clowns, etc.). The duration of this state of mind depends on how much of a chicken shit the person is.
"Don't bother her, she has a severe case of Scary Movie Syndrome."
"SMS is the cause of nightlight companies' success."
19👍 3👎