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A person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. These people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.
Sally: This kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.
Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet
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a sheet you rub off on
it is alway fun with monkey sheet
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When someone let's a fart in bed
Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!
Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!
Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Chad : (Splat)
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Music that a couple put on before having sex.
I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music
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The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.
Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?
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Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.
Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."
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