The GigaChad, will do anything for the homies, not even joking, Litera!lly ANYTHING heheheha
Its a slinger SIGMA MALE!!!!!!!!!!
A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
A term used for fly fishers or fly anglers. Refers to the hand tied flies and the cast motion of a fly rod to "sling bugs".
Jacob is a regular bug slinger, the guy is fly fishing every time I call him up.
When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.
Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!
-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
A man who knows how to handle his penis.
That stud is really a hose slinger.