A slinger is a slang term used to describe someone’s actions as idiotic.
Can you not be such a f*cking slinger today?
A person usually white (But black also possible) who will change their behavior depending of the majority of the groups race and mannerisms because he feels insecure being himself.
Flingers can be compared to Wiggers
Slinger in a group of white people: Hello how are you?
White people: Were pretty good thank you we are talking about adele's new album
Slinger in a group of white people: Oh i love adele!
Slinger in a group of black people: yo wassup my nigga's whats poppin
Slinger in a group of black people: we be talkin about that other nig who released a new album 'n shit
Slinger in a group of black people: awww shit nigga we goin to hear that trash.
The GigaChad, will do anything for the homies, not even joking, Litera!lly ANYTHING heheheha
Its a slinger SIGMA MALE!!!!!!!!!!
When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.
Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!
-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!
Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!
A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
Mate your a chode slinger
A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)