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[touch of the trots]

a english exprexion to determen the making of liquid poo, it can also be used as a noun ex. that soup looks like the touch of the trots.

diarea looks like the touch of the trots

by bri rocha January 25, 2009


colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014


touch plates

A sensual card game requiring one or more players to touch those plates, preferably hard plates, but don’t reject soft plates either. Have fun and be safe

Let’s play a nice game of touch plates

by Hard touch plates 🀫 February 26, 2020


The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich January 31, 2011


Golden Touch

A person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master IT programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.

"I can't believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a hell of a Golden Touch!"

by Dazzamon March 30, 2006

54πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


tender touch

A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy

"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken β™₯"

by leetNightshade December 28, 2010

268πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Touch Hole

A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.

"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."

"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."

by Mitch Kramer July 8, 2005

83πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž