Thought wad

Also known as a "Bukake of Ideas"

Dude, that guy had a thought wad.
No man, that was a Bukake of Ideas

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distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

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thought braid

A verbal interweaving of ideas; Typically used by pretentious professors to make their statements seem more significant.

"If I could, I'd like to weave a thought braid here for a moment...when a man is violent to a woman, he would like to control her. When a woman enacts violence on a man, she would like to escape."

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Domino thought

When someone says something and you think about it. Then one thought leads to another leads to another, until you’re thinking of something way off topic.

friend: "christmas is almost here."

you (thinking): "it is isn't it? I bet the stores are packed. I wonder when I should go christmas shopping...maybe when I do I should get myself new pants, since all of my pants are ripped.."

you (outloud): "have you ever noticed that I have holes in all my pants?"

friend:.....

you: "sorry...domino thought"

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weed thoughts

next level thinking you can only access when your high on marijuwania.

Hey guys!

What gav?

if water is reflective, and we are 96% water, why am i not a mirror?

Hahah, gavs having weed thoughts!

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thought lattice

a system of beliefs held by a group of like minded individuals within a reality, who's vector becomes stronger as more individuals resonate to those beliefs. in theoretical quantum physics these beliefs may create reality which directly absorbs their energy through an unseen resonant field of connected hive minds.

In South America many were healed who stayed in the "Jon of God" thought lattice. However when they returned home, they became sick again by being immersed in the skeptical thought lattices of their American friends, neighbors and co-workers

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Thought Disorder

1. A neural disorder in which a person's mind is constantly disturbed, therefore they rarely say or do anything correctly
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense

An example of Thought Disorder is inconsistency

Why can't I open this damn box?

Be..because...it's blue?

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