A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas
An ass team in Polk County, FL
A shit team in football.
John- "did you see the football game at Lake Region last night"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"
When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.
Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?
No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.
when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard
Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.
Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.
Michael Scott is the ultimate thunder sponge in the office; he always has to be front and center.
Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.
Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.
Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."
Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."
Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.
She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.