gum nut

When you receive a blow job from an elderly man or woman, because they have no teeth their gums will rub on your penis and when you ejaculate (nut) it is called a gum nut.

Gum nuts are also little objects that fall off gum trees commonly found throughout Australia.

Oi Hazza your grandma gave me the best gum nut every last night, I think I'm in love.

Look at all these gum nuts that fell out of this tree bro.

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gum dinger

a blow job

that chick gave me a gum dinger

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Gum Tar

1. Being physically uncoordinated
2. Being otherwise clumsy in any respect
3. Similar actions to a person with Down Syndrome

Steve was a massive Gum Tar today.

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Gum butt

1.) the result of sitting on the wrong park bench at the wrong time.

2.) a giant female rump covererd in a thick layer of cellulite.

I ate lunch in the park and got gum butt.

Trisha needs to tighten up that post-lipo gum butt.

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ABC Gum

ABC Gum is chewing gum that has 'A'lready 'B'een 'C'hewed. Hence the name, ABC .

Random guy: Hey, do you have any gum?
Another Random guy: Ya here's some!
The first Random guy: No thanks! That's ABC gum! Yuck!!!

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Gum Condom

When you don't have time to buy a condom, so you make one out of your gum.

Dude, I didn't have a rubber, so I pulled out my double bubble, and made a gum condom! Best sex I ever had!

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Bubble Gum

A brand of Marijuana, just like Northern Lights®, Juicy Fruit®, and Afghani #1®.

Not the shit you chew.

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