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Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.
when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.
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1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver
2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him
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A cake of assorted nuts.
I could really go for a nut loaf right now.
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An unsliced loaf of white bread. Etymology unknown.
"I can remember when the "barracouda" sic (white un-sliced) loaf went rock hard when stale..."
"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."
"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."
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Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.
chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."
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(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
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