peanut oil

the oily residue that is found on your sac

"i went to scratch my balls and i had mad peanut oil, yo."

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caster oil

Something they use when your pregnant and can’t shit , the put it in your asshole and it slides your poop right out

Use caster oil for her bootyhole she’s not pooping

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Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

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Oil-Pumping

When a male masturbates while sitting down on a toilet having a dump. It relates to the idea that he's pumping oil (poo) out of his behind with his penis.

"Hey Gary, let's sneak in the toilet and take a picture of Eric having a dump!"
"Yeh!"..
.."Oh shit man he's oil-pumping!"

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Oil pen

A gift from god. Perfect for getting high discreetly. Works well for getting high at school and gets you fucked up.

Stoner: yo I just ripped my oil 5 times and now I can’t breathe properly

Friend: yo what the fuck we’re IN CLASS stop hitting your oil pen

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Cooking Oil

Some "wierdos" use cooking oil as lube so instead of saying wanking just simply say Cooking Oil.

Person 1: Brb in 15 ok.

Person 2: Cooking Oil?

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Oil Ring

That greasy feeling around your bun after a wet fart.

I think I need a quick wipe. Pretty sure I got a oil ring after that one.

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