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any creative form of suicide which potentially causes traffic problems.
1. Driving into oncoming traffic.
2. Sticking your head out of a manhole on a busy street.
3. Hanging yourself from an overpass or interstate sign.
These are all examples of stopping traffic.
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A method of checking in and following your partners comfort levels during sex. Reaffirms consent and is often used in kinky settings or when exploring sexuality.
Green - You're comfortable.
Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).
Red - Stop.
"Have you heard of the traffic light system? Can we use that? I don't wanna hurt you."
- "I'd like that."
"What's your colour baby?"
- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"
"Of course."
Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway
Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
When two or more blunts rotate around a circle at different speeds, eventually causing a blunt to "Traffic Jam" behind the other blunt(s).
Yo man, hurry up and pass that blunt, there's about to be a B.T.J. (Blunt Traffic Jam)!
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The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:
-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.
-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.
-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.
Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.
Boss - You're late.
Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.
Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.
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Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.
Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.
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Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety
Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.