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A sex position where the person receiving is on top, lifted in the air by the penetrator's backbend and spun around while on the shaft.
Hey man, I just did the turkish twist with that girl from the bar. I got her to spin so fast. I was lucky she was so little so I could keep her in the air.
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When a person takes a shit, forms it into a ball, puts it into the freezer for several hours so it freezes, and then their partner eats it.
Susie loves turkish snowballs. She loves eating Karl's frozen shit.
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A Turkish individual who is very ambitious/enthusiastic, but sometimes a bit crazy.
I wanted to paddle down a different river, but the Turkish Thunder would not allow it!
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A spin off of Rambo done in the early 1990's for the gay and bi-sexual community with a emphasis on homosexual sex instead of fighting.
1: Hey did you see "Turkish Rambo" last night?
2: Hell yeah that action with Colonel Troutpants was HOT!
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When performing intercourse with a woman, the male takes hold of the females legs and proceeds to row with them, as if in a rowboat. This act originated in the country of Turkey, which is where the name came from.
Dude I was banging that chick last night, and I decided break out the Turkish Rowboat, it was legendary!
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The act of crapping on a paper plate then taking a small explosive of some sort (for example an M-80,firecracker, etc) and placing it on the top of the fecal matter.
After this one should select the victim (or birthday boy/girl) and approach them stealthily without having ignited the explosive device. After successfully sneaking up the target the explosive should be ignited and (very, very) shortly after the this person presenting the “cake” should announce their presence by thrusting the “cake” into the hands of the recipient whilst wishing them a “Happy Birthday” as loudly as possible…..then running…
INSIGHT INTO THE MIND OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL
“So, I was sitting at home the other day when there was a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door to see who was there. When I opened the door a young man was holding a paper plate of shit with a lit firecracker in the top. He thrust it at me and not wanting it to tumble and get all over my shirt I instinctively took it. Not knowing what to do and not wanting it to explode all over me I placed on the floor of the porch. It was at that moment that I realized that it would explode all over my door and porch so I tried to kick it gently way so it wouldn’t make such a mess. However I was slightly scared to touch it as I believed it would detonate at any minute so I thought that picking it up and running it a safe distance would solve the problem………..
(of course, by the time any one had thought all of this the Turkish Birthdaycake would have exploded and something they care about or themselves would have been showered in shit)
Get the picture?
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She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
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