twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

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twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

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twatting

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

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twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

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Twat

Twat means a fat american that eats a lot of food and it also means a stupid ass bitch

Is that Aiden
Yea thats the twat

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Twat

1) another definition for idiot
2)what Jesy Nelson calls Piers Morgan

Int: what do you think of Piers Moragn?
Jesy: oh! he's a twat!

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Twat

Probably the best way to describe me

"Your such a twat"

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