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originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day
poor skeeter
she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.
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A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.
Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"
Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."
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a term given to anyone born in the month of november.
dont get it? what month is nine months before november?
hint(valentines day is febuary 14)
uh oh november birthday, you know what that means.
deffinately a valentine boy
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on valentines day, you have plain old sex and talk dirty in french to eachother.
"vous le vous couche avec moi"
"oh i love a french valentine!"
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(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.
Him: So how was your Valentine's Day
Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines
Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?
Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before
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A bloody valentine, is someone you cheat on your partner with and end up falling in love with.
Sarah and John have been together for two years, but Sarah is johns bloody Valentine.
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Thousands of years has come and gone.
St. Valentine's sad love has left souls none..
Through fears, denies, desires in every timeline,
Your soul is forever incised with mine.
Until when will our next bonfire ignite?
St. Valentine
February 13, 2023
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