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academic victim

A person that is taking classes and is miserably failing them despite their best effort. Therefore becoming a victim of their own failures within the class.

thought I was an academic weapon turns out I’m an academic victim”

by Shock therapy needed February 02, 2024


victim boner

A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.

The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.

by possiblyben February 24, 2019


Victim Day

August 14, National Victim Day In Canada,

This day is to celebrate and show awareness to all the victims of self sabotage and to shine light to the victim mentality of Canadian girls from the suburbs.

Girl you are such a victim, happy victim day.

by National victim day August 14, 2024


Nep' victim

A victim of kidney failure.

A: Yo daddy how did mommy die ?
B: She was a nep' victim

by Firestar January 19, 2019


victim shoes

Flip-Flops or other footwear that proves useless in life or death situations

"If he hadn't been wearing victim shoes, he might have gotten away"

by crazyirishscotchdrinker January 13, 2012


Victimous

A person who does daft things

That Micta is Victimous

by Sir Len Cover February 19, 2021


Victim Cap

A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.

EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!

Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!

by CuntNugget007 March 04, 2016