An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)
Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful
When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.
Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?
A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.
That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.
A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.
Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: βHey assholes, we didnβt do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!β
A internet connection that is very laggy
I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection
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A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi
"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"
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A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.
Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.
Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.
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