A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.
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cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material
Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized
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That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.
I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.
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To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.
Bob's Hardware was walmarted out of existence.
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A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.
Did you see that girl, she is totally Walmartable.
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A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.
The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.
(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
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The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.
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