What What in the Robot

A porn parody of the Nickelodeon cartoon My Life as a Teenage Robot created by hentai artist Zone-Sama which involves the main protagonist Jenny Wakeman being gang raped by the Crater Critters after she ruins their favorite hot spot.

Person: What What in the Robot is by far the worst thing on the internet

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That's what

The shortened version of That's what she said (aka TWSS), for use when in a professional setting. The benefit of saying "that's what" is that people who understand TWSS jokes will naturally fill in the implied "she said" whereas others will think nothing of the statement.

Using "that's what" is superior to TWSS for three reasons. It's shorter to blurt out and therefore wittier (the "twiss" pronunciation is hardly understood yet), it's ambiguous and may refer to that's what he said without thinking about it beforehand, and it allows the user to easily brush it off as an accidental exclamation or the beginning of another sentence.

May also occur accidentally at work or school after a weekend bachelor/bachelorette party where "That's what she said" jokes run rampant and the speaker catches themselves before the full phrase comes out.

Boss, in a company meeting: "The product needs to grow bigger and faster to meet our customer's needs"
Employee, back from Vegas: "That's what - " (stops abruptly, friends snicker)
Boss: "What was that?"
Employee: "Oh, er... I was just going to say, 'that's what I was thinking' "
Boss: "Excellent!"

Professor: "Everyone did great on the midterm which concludes the first part of our semester. You're a third in already - and it's not even getting hard yet!"
Student: "That's what..." (students laugh, but the professor ignores it because they generally ignore students anyway)

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what

Which thing or which particular one of many

What dead thing did you screw this time?

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what's that?

as in, "what did you say?". sounds tough. Travis Bickle says it in Taxi Driver

Bob: Hey, Charlie.... you're a fucking douche bag
Charlie: What's that?

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what

The beginning of common jokes

What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

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what it is

What it is hoe, ah what's up (what's up)
Can a nigga get in them guts (them guts)
Cut you up like you ain't been cut (been cut)
Show your ass how to really catch a nut (oh yeah yeah)
Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call)
And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall)
Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)

some cut lil scrappy trilville

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what?

Another way of saying, "Hello. I've got nothing to talk about and I need some meltertainment. So what's up? By the way, did you see that psycho bitch on the second floor? Oh, what I would do to her!"

Drew: what?
Matt: Yeah, I know what you mean!

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