Twiss

-a way to say "that's what she said" without actually saying it

-helps you stay out of trouble if said in a class

-is very discreet...until too many people start using it!

TWISS!

Girl eating a banana: "mmmm...I'm enjoying this banana SO much...mmmm"

Guy1 talking to guy2: "Twiss!"

Guy2: (laughing) "She would, wouldn't she!?!!"

...This is actually what happened...

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twiss

to throw up slightly in your mouth and then swallow it. Leaves a terrible taste.

Dude, after i ate those tacos i twissed and now my breath stinks.

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TWISS Commando

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".

One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"

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Twisse

One who is deemed to be the gayest of all.

That guy is a real twisse