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You literally means "jew" in Chinese.
You literally means "jew" in China, did you know
you got to be kidding me he's from Israel.
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1.) Anybody, when used in varying forms of context.
I want YOU for U.S. Army.
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1. Indicates a situation affecting a person in a negative way.
2. Can be used as a replacement for owned.
When someone fuck's up: It's to them. So you would say "To you".
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A fucking retard who looked up the definition of you on Urban Dictionary
You fucking retard! Shame on you!
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You're a nurse and had a long day working fulltime plus six emergencies. One patient's left leg was wrongly amputated (it should have been his left nose wing). You cried because you felt his disbelief. And then he proposed to you on his intact knee which turned out weird. Your colleague Julie gives you a lift home and confesses her love to you. She is a single mum and we all know what thats about so you hug her, kiss her cheeks and tell her she is beautiful and you ask her to endure these hardships for one day someone will notice her angelic struggle and honor her for that.
You get out of the car all tense and confused and open the door only to be greeted by at least 8 envelopes containing bills. Now you get a little sad and quiet and open the fridge to find that one consoler. Did Jim drink all the fucking beers?
After a quick shower you slowly enter sleepo mode and lay down. Your breathing wakes Jim, he turns around and hugs you from behind, his hands 3D-silhouetting your body lines. After squeezing your buttcheeks you notice Jim's coming to life and lust and you dismiss the idea of falling asleep. Your fat ass circles his cobra which now arrows for its target. This kind of playing along with his kisses all over your neck and back and heavy breathing gets you so damn hot, horny and wet. You cant wait any longer. But Jim, the fucking teaser that he is, keeps you craving that first shove. You turn around and suck him off, sucking and slurping like its your last day on earth. Before he cums you turn around again offering him your dripping behind. He finishes and falls asleep in you.
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How to answer to something you don't care about.
Person 1: God, this homework is so hard!
Person 2: You're so hard.
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