Your mother

A response for when there's nothing left to say in a conversation; quite funny when used at the right time.

Joe: So, what did you do last night?
Bob: Your mother.

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your mom

an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.

X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.

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your gay

A bastardization of you're gay, used primarily by 'net denizens of average or lower intellect and a poor grasp of the english language. May also be used in the literal sense, similar to the first-person usage "My gay", or third-person "His/her gay".

<StAiNdRulez88>your gay
<lesslamescreenname>I have a gay? When did I acquire one of those?

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your mom

Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!

Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!

Me: Your mom goes to college.

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Your name

1. Something Urban Dictionary always suggests that you look up. In fact, you're probably only here because of that. In fact, you're probably that kid that, when reading pre-written speeches or books, always read "And then *insert your name here* got hit by a truck" and didn't insert your name.

You rebel.

2. Also happens to be something that that scumbag ex of yours has tattooed on his bicep.

Stephen: Hey whats your name?
Stephanie: Kissm Yass

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Your green

Your green is a colour describing someone you truly love. Take for example a tree; full of green and something that helps you breathe. However, things are always more than what they seem. Your green is essentially someone that means so much more than what you think. People overlook the fact its roots, branches and growth is what makes a tree truly a tree. She makes everything more.

I can see you love her, she’s your green.

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your hairline

A retarded thing people say when they have no good joke

Person 1. Can you give a dollar .
Person 2. Your hairline

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