the place that you find yourself in with a baby who won't stop crying
oh man Bubs couldn't sleep last night and was just crying and crying... i was in baby hell
When woman is conspiring to have a baby.
Man my woman be baby plotting on me.
The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.
Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!
Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*
Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks
"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"
A nickname for your lover preferably from Finland who is dearly a little good baby boy.
It is also a pet name for your boyfriend most especially from this author who is just so exceptionally perfect and divine, that him blushing is just so cute that the word baby has to be there.
It is also good to use if he is younger than you by three months or so.
My boyfriend from Finland is such a baby Olli last night when we did it.
Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.
"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."
A baby boogie occurs when a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and she "snot rockets" it out.
My girlfriend had no choice but to do a baby boogie after the facial I have her last night.