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A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."
I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.
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It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.
-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.
Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."
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Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
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To take care of two problems with one action.
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
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an insult used by townies when challenged by anyone
person 1 "ur mum was shit"
person 2 "ur nans got bird flu"
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When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.