Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

Hard in the paint

Go hard at an obstacle or task

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint

Hard in the paint

When your squad attacks or proceeds to a point on the map directly and without prejudice to either acquire an objective, loot or attack another team or squad position in the game Call of Duty: Warzone

Alright guys; see that cash drop at orange? Let’s go hard in the paint (HIP)!

Hard in the paint

Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.

"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

Hard on theroy...

Hard on theroy...

You know how to keep a good hard on.
Don't fuck with it!
Another way of staying if it is working leave it alone.

(Person one) Those Christians light are beautiful, but I'm not sure if the plugs are going to last all season. I'm going to change some of them. (Person two) Hard on theroy... (person one) what? (Person two) You do know how to keep a good hard on! (Person one) no (person two) Don't fuck with it!

Hard Tuesday

Hard Tuesday, a company established on Snapchat on October 10th, 2022, and now thriving on Instagram as "@hardtuesdayofficial," epitomizes weekly jubilation through hard images of friends embracing life, creating a shared sense of camaraderie and celebration amid the workweek's demands.

This Hard Tuesday is going to go crazy!