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When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.
"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."
Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?
I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.
A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height
Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...
The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...
Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher
When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.
It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.
Beer. Can Rides are what Americans will start calling Beer when American turns to Crystal M*** (THC) during the Great Depression of Yo MaMa.
Can Rides - Beer.
"Can I have a can ride?"
"Go get it yourself hun. You can have have a Sociable Cider or an isolated beer you loner."
when your pants are so high it's not even funny .
black guy : bro you see that nigga over there ?
black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .