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A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.
Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris
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The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.
"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."
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To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.
To cast judgement.
Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.
Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place
The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc
Man with a huge throbbing cock
Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.
The most emo looking motherfucker on the planet.
But it's ok because she doesn't look bad, infact she's the most gorgeous and good looking person that I have ever seen
She's a complete ass-face half the time, but you gotta love THE Hope Spurgeon
Person 1: "Hope Spurgeon? She's a bully."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, she's awesome."