Want make a monkey eat pepper

You will eat anything if you are hungry enough.

I saw an old woman eating from a dumpster. It was heartbreaking, but I understand that "Want make a monkey eat pepper!"

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eat your heart out

eart your heart out directly translates to: screw you, bitch. You hurt me more than anyone could.

Person A: I think you are a horrible person and I can't believe what you did.

Person B: Eat your heart out whore!

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national eat her out day

april 14th is national eat her out day

boy : omg it’s national eat her out day

girl: you know what that means ;)

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I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE.

Well, it's simple : -face-

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

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eating your own dog food

To use one's own product or service. Originally applied to software companies using their own software in-house, the meaning can extend to any situation that might impose some burden on customers, clientele, constituency, co-workers, etc.

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) proposed an amendment requiring members of Congress and their staffs to buy health insurance on the exchanges they are setting up, forcing lawmakers to get insurance the same way some of their constituents will. In some circles, this is known as "eating your own dog food."

-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009

A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).

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Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

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eat your girls pussy day

27th of november is <<lick your girls pussy day>>. The day where you get to eat her out as often as you desire

bf: Hey babe can I eat that pussy?
gf: I want you to.

- 1 hour later
bf: Want me to eat your pussy?
gf: Didn't you do that like an hour ago?
bf: Well it's eat your girls pussy day.

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