a retarded book written by a tard named Gary Paulsen
person: Hey you wanna read a book I found
Dude: what book is it?
person: it's the Car written by Gary Paulsen
Dude: that sounds like a retarded book.
A car for sale after having been previously owned
I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car
When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.
Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.
Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.
"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
Car rotting is like bed rotting, just in your car.
Bruh, I was car rotting earlier in the school parking lot for hours instead of going to class
Cars, particularly 1971-1976 Chevy Caprice or Impala with large rims, but the definition has recently been expanded to many any sedan or coupe car with very large wheels.
Chicago has a great donk car scene.