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John Catanzara

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.

John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.

by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020

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John Mayerish

Referring to over privileged kids that are yuppies.

Preppy college kids that want to be hippies are John Mayerish.

by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


The John Redcorn

When a man fucks his girlfriend on her period, cums inside of her then takes a handful of the cum/blood solution smacks her with it, then finger paints with the mix. The man then proceeds to eat her out repeatedly. After this ordeal they cuddle in the mess they have created.

The John Redcorn is really one of those things you have to try for yourself

by Zachownsyou June 16, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


the john pace

when your fucking a girl while watching fight club and all of a sudden you cock smack her, punch her in the face, and dropkick her head

wow that john pace looked like it hurt!

by yeah right March 12, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Morris

A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"

yeah, he's a real John Morris.

by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


john adams

(b. Feb. 5, 1947) American composer and conductor. Probably one of the most frequently performed modern composer (not to mention the coolest). Famous for his operatic works, like Nixon in China.

John Adams is an awesome composer, and no, I'm not talking about that poser John Adams who was a president or whatever.

by Hogg January 22, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


john edwards

A democratic presedential candidate for the 2008 election. Very strong candidate, and for the people. And whoever says he cares more about being president than being with his family is a douche.

Elect John Edwards 2008

by storm w November 2, 2007

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