Play Robox With Your Boobs Out Night

A night on the 16th of October where you play robox with your boobs out.

Person 1: do you know what night it is?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: play robox with your boobs out night, because it's the 16th of October.
Person 2: *gets boobs out and plays roblox*

Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night

another one of those scam-spam things
how to waste salt 101

Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night, Here's Why

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If you aren't doing this a couple times a week, you need to start. Grab your salt and pour some directly down your drain at night. In the morning....

where did you sleep last night?

singing it will out of context will make your friends block you

A: where did you sleep last night?

B: BRO WTF

If thats what makes you sleep at night.

If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.

Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"

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greyed out in the day blacked out at night

When committing a crime the individual partaking in it would prefer to be dressed in all black, witch makes sense at night seeing it is easier to blend in all black at night however being all blacked out in the daytime is suspicious and ironically draws more attention to person. To combat this a person who commits crimes should where neutral colours during the day, preferably grey to blend in and not seem dodgy however at sunset it would be in your best interest to wear all black. Therefore the phrase "greyed out in the day blacked out at night" came to be.

Person 1:I like being blacked out at all time fuck wearing other colours
Person 2:Bro, that will draw more attention to yourself. greyed out in the day blacked out at night. Not as bangers.
Person 1: Fair enough

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I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.