When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
Jim: Hey Bob, last night Allison was Riding The King last night. ;)
Bob: Nice.
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?
The act of climbing on a male’s back with a know tied around their balls, and proceeding to insert your penis into their Butthole
“If you dont shut up I will Bull Riding Butt Fuck you until you beg for mercy”
Used to describe the action of tying a knot around another's’ balls, and climbing onto their back and thrusting your penis into their butthole.
This was Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon, and Youngcinamon
“If you don't shut your mouth Corbin Michael-Allen Spurgeon I will Bull Riding Butt Fuck you.”
When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride