Jesus loves you

A term used by people that are intending to steal from a store.

Hey, how are you?

Good thanks, Jesus loves you!

Ok

*Steals from store*

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jesus walks with you

You are never alone, someone is always there when you need them. You are not walking alone in this life. Keep positive and move forward.

“Don’t be sad Jesus walks with you”

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fire breathing jesus

A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.

Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.

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jesus frioles

an expression to something out of the ordinary happening, such as something joyfull, sad, or just unexpected.

Imagine you just got your math test back and its a 16. the proper response would be " Jesus frioles!! i got a 16!"

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fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

£

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Doo Doo Jesus

something you say when shit goes fuck

"I just dropped my iPhone. Doo doo Jesus."

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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

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