A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
A term used to insult a person whom amasses a huge handful of leaves and hurls them at you.
Person One: *Throws huge handful of leaves at Person Two*.
Person Two: *Gets hit* Jesus Christ Liam you leaf fucker.
The guy who gets one pussy once
Why don't you become a serial fucker. No strings attached.
people who are so stupid that no one profanity can describe them.
my brother river is a fuckity fuck fuck fucker
Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.
This fucker weather needs to STOP.
I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.
The fucker weather ruined my plans.
One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it
When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.
Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker