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A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.
Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.
an expression to something out of the ordinary happening, such as something joyfull, sad, or just unexpected.
Imagine you just got your math test back and its a 16. the proper response would be " Jesus frioles!! i got a 16!"
When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.
"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."
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something you say when shit goes fuck
"I just dropped my iPhone. Doo doo Jesus."
The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
‘To swear on Jesus’ name for no more lying.’
Kanye has created arguably the best tweet of all time.
KIM. IN JESUS NAME NO MORE CAP.
An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.
"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter