Jesus Christ Manouver

Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :

"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV

Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?

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jesus walks with you

You are never alone, someone is always there when you need them. You are not walking alone in this life. Keep positive and move forward.

“Don’t be sad Jesus walks with you”

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since jesus was an embryo

This phrase, often used in Navy circles especially by Benz's while chastising wannabes, means "for a fucking long time."

"You guys have been here since Jesus was an embryo and you still can't do the Chief run!"

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Jesus loves you

A term used by people that are intending to steal from a store.

Hey, how are you?

Good thanks, Jesus loves you!

Ok

*Steals from store*

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fire breathing jesus

A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.

Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.

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jesus frioles

an expression to something out of the ordinary happening, such as something joyfull, sad, or just unexpected.

Imagine you just got your math test back and its a 16. the proper response would be " Jesus frioles!! i got a 16!"

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fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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