Meat sweats

Sweating profusely during sex

Man I was on this girl the other night, but she slipped right out of my hands. She had severe meat sweats

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Meat sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in related to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.

"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"

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Meat Bobbing

Kids bob for apples at kids parties.

Adult females bob for meat at adult parties.

And by "bob for meat" we mean "give head"

"She's hot, I wonder if she's up for some meat bobbing?"

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meat floom

a large vagina, ussually a obese womans

that is one big meat floom.

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meat seap

Pre-mature ejaculation. Also formidable with the slow dance chubby. The trickling of semen from the penis, due to sexual arousal.

Slow dance chubby spit up and now i have this fucking meat seap on my pants

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Meat Slappy

When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.

"Dude look at that meat slappy going on over there...It's so awesome!"

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Meat Grinders

A female who works a mans penis.

Lets go to the bar and find some meat grinders!

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