a pet name given by an alpha for your silly little friends who are constantly edging.
My little edge muffin I can't belive you lost your edging streak, your so silly.
Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.
hey man, spot me some muffin money
a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch
yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl
The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.
"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"
Another way to say “sucks for you.”
Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins