The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.
"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"
A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same
Keely is a rizz muffin
My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?
Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins, my little Rag-a-Muffin.
My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?
Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins.
Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.
I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.
When you go ham on a girls diserable bits
I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night