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online punch

Is what someone gets when they make a comment in a feed that deserves more than a face palm.

He broke the First Rule. I had to online punch him.

by Deyphid November 3, 2013


Throat punch

When you are smoking any sort of drug and you experience an appropriate amount of a burning sensation in your throat.
Not enough to cough but, your definitely close!

That shit gave me a wicked throat punch

by Tacosdorados July 8, 2019


Throat punch

To punch the throat of something metaphorically.

Facebooks metaphorically throat punches people by slapping them with bans.

by DasUlf May 14, 2022


crinkle punch

to punch someone in the butt hole. butt hole = crinkle star

You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.

by crinklestarlette January 4, 2014


punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019


punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017


Queer Punch

Queer Punch (n):

Like a straight punch, but with a nasty twist at the end.

‎(alt): Also a fruit cocktail (ie. a punch) with an unexpected or unannounced addition, potentially of the mind altering variety.

A strike to a pressure point that leads to the opponent humiliating themselves could be considered a queer punch, as could a knock-out blow from an unexpectedly capable opponent.

by Psyfer June 23, 2011