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Socked Cock

An uncircumcised glory stick for comfortable riding

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021


put a sock in it

Stop talking

Here's a sentence using "put a sock in it":

* The librarian shushed the chattering students, "Put a sock in it, everyone! Others are trying to read."

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024


Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.

Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.

by WhiteManFlail June 13, 2012


Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 04, 2025


sock flops

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS

Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.

nice sock flops, they look trendy.

im going to put on my sock flops

by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013


Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up

Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you

by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024


sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah January 26, 2016