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the stocking's you use for christmas to make anyone near smell how hard you work aka the smell of victory
we are hanging the smelly socks today
Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...
This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!
Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
When an unemployed person shits in a sock and puts it on.
It always so squishy when I put on my dooky socks!
A high class male hookers anus
Bryce: Last night... Oh my god Jack, Jeralds gucci sock got torn up by his highest paying customer...
Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.
When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.
My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.